Reality:
Half day today. Speech day thing. Nice. And damn why we don't get to perform for speech day. Sucks.

This morning saw the people come back from Africa. Yay. Mr Ng is back! Thought it might give me motivation to run my 2.4 if I see his car and keep running towards it. Still failed the goddamned run. JT still said i was better than last time. Right. I somewhat fell in between. wth. I so hate running that. Went up to class with Yun walking the way you don't usually walk (..ok that didn't really make sense) just to see Mr. Ng in 312. Heh. Then we got the energy to up one more floor.
And after running, another round of scolding during SS. As usual.

And yay, Physics. Energy now. Principle of Consevation Of Energy. POCOE now. Not POM. Heh. And Mr Chew showed us a document with the words of wisdom Bill Gates had for High School kids to encourage us, or part of his usual pep talk for us or whatever. A nice one was "Be nice to nerds. They may become your boss." Heh. More crazy Mr Chew quotin'. Today was funny. It's starting to become quite a collection.. Now not only Yun wants me to type it out, junqi wants it typed out too. Cos my handwriting is hard to read. It's a good handwriting. But bad when scribbled. Well, how can I write such things properly when I sit right in front of the class? Here goes anyway:

"Even if you can't, I'll force it on you." [remedial time...]
"Oh dear."
"Something happened to your board!" [cos it finally clean now]
"It's not a privilege, it's an entitlement." [refers to a marker]
"funny funny ones"
"I'm not Pom" [then we said, "Now it's Pocoe"]
"Pocoe"
"It doesn't really matter."
"Ya. Correct."
"I forgot already."
Don't ever go and use the funny thing here."
"Not up and down... just up."
"What if I jump?" [said in return of a question someone asked]
"You keep jumping then you have work done."
"But it looks extremely stupid." [refferring to that if you jump up and down with your bag when you go to school cos only then will there be work done]
"Good question. I also don't know how to answer. Can I get back to you on that?" [to a question Yun asked]
"... POWER!..."
"Don't start it" [when Vera said "Power Rangers!"]
"Question nine... ..teen."
"The very last one and the most useless one." [refers to calculating Effeciency]
"Ya.. your kettle can glow is it?" [when we said light energy will be produced when kettle is heated]
"Principle of Con-ver-sa-tion... eh?.. no... Conservation!"
"To 'F' me?!" [when we said, "that means we're lucky to have you."]
"I thought you said meant something vulgar.."
"'That teacher lor! Dunno how to teach one!'" [reanacting what he hear kids saying on the MRT]


and AND AND... MR NG IS SETTING E MATHS MID-YEAR PAPER!!! I'M GOING TO DO SO WELL FOR IT!!! I thought it was supposed to be A Maths.. But all the same anyway. Whee.

I. Am. Bored. Humour. Me.