Reality:
Physics remedial after school after Chemistry remedial. Mr Chew passed Ms Ong a note to be passed to me about my question that i emailed to him. [and yun is so jealous] Funny cos I was just going to see him in another half hour's time. Could have told me then instead. More quotin'. 'Nuff said, there's alot today, so here goes:
"Good question.. It's still not ready yet." [the notes]
"Again? I can't hear you."
"Notes?!"
"Sound... 'piak' sound."
"Light.. a bit special lah."
"Next come one will spring up from the top and another from the bottom" [cos daniel came thru the back door and then WeiJiang came thru the front]
"But try to... remember this lah..."
"Eh?"
"Die die you go and memorise it."
"You dreaming?!"
"Whoops."
"It's just a decoy.. to distract you."
"The flower pot just droooooo drop.."
"If you like lah."
"Crap... um"
"In your tertiary education, this will look super neat."
"Goes uuuuuuuuuppp..."
"A clock blahblahblah"
"If you don't know, please don't go and geh kiang"
"Down here what i mean by geh kiang is..."
"This one don't know how to calculate you die already"
"Eh?"
"dot dot dot."
"If you lose i hang you."
"You will never win me."
"No, better not.. no, cannot.. No! Is cannot!"
"Ya, stop 一下子，then?"
"Spare a thought for your teacher lah."
"This silly ball here."
"It is ambiguous."
"The work done is manifested."
"50 lah!"
"Oops."
"Hah? Oh. Sorry."
"Which is manifested in the form of energy."
"I need to buy new markers."
"Those are crappy ones."
"What?"
"Ah."
I'm so inspired that I decided that being a guitar technician/engineer shall be abother career choice. I shall work for Les Paul or something. Yay.
"DESTORY THE EMOS, SAVE THE WORLD!"